Monster Jokes

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Why won't anyone...

Why won't anyone kiss Dracula?
He has bat breath!

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What did the snake say when ...

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, I`ll just have a slither.

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What do you give...

What do you give a sick snake? Asp-rin.

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What did one slug say to ...

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I`ll get you next slime!

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What lives in apples and ...

What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm.
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